the latest news from Alba

your weekly (Tuesday or Wednesday) instalment on the ups and downs of life on the Adriatic where the carabinieri caserma is commanded by a woman, Tenente Andrea Tasso, aided and impeded by her officers as she fights crime and the Central Italian passion for lunch.

written by

Tamsin Hickson who lives not far from the imaginary town of Alba.

Roadkill

Being in Alba made Lieutenante Luca Venanzoni feel homesick. At least that was his diagnosis of the odd aching sensation that struck him somewhere in the middle of his chest at odd moments, usually triggered by the smell of the Adriatic, a feeling that he was sure would only be cured by smelling the more complex smells of the air in his hometown. It seemed absurd to be suffering homesickness seven years after leaving home and he was certainly not going to mention it to his mother, who would use it as a major weapon in her constant campaign to him to ask for a posting back in Venice.

He longed to be busy but his boss, Tenente Tasso, greeted him with vaguely puzzled air every morning when he reported for duty at eight, as though like him she was unclear as to what he should do all day. Most days she sent him off to find things to do elsewhere in the caserma, which was why it was he who took Veronica the vet’s statement.

He was sorting out a computer problem for the duty sergeant when she came in and his first thought on seeing her was “Ma would like her.” His mother preferred sturdy girls who obviously liked eating to the slender type, whom she claimed were too neurotic to learn to cook properly. The girl, dressed casually in jeans and a white t-shirt, was just the right height too, her blonde head coming up to his shoulder. She turned and looked at him and he felt his cheeks heat up.

“I’ve come to make a report,” she paused, catching her upper lip between her teeth,  “I don’t want to waste your time but I thought I should.”

He closed the computer and ushered her into one of the interview rooms, taking down her name as she sat opposite him.

“Perhaps I’m being silly, but my boyfriend, well, that is, ex-boyfriend, I think,” she stopped, biting her lip again. There was a slight gap between her two front teeth and Luca noticed how full her lips were before tearing his eyes away and writing her name at the top of his pad.

“Is your ex giving you problems?” Luca sat straighter in his chair.

“Goodness, no, the problem is dead animals. I’m a vet, you see…”

“I suppose you must lose some animals, with operations and so forth,” Luca hazarded,  but she shook her head and laced her fingers together on the table. She had practical hands, with short nails and no jewellery.

“No, not patients. Not animals that I know. Dead animals. Outside my flat.” Luca wrote “dead animals” on his pad and waited.

“It started about four months ago. Giampiero, that’s my ex, nearly stepped on a dead animal coming out of the front door. It had obviously been run over, and I thought someone put it there to see if I could save it but it was dead when we saw it. Giampiero was very upset. But then a month later it happened again. And that one wasn’t in such  a mess as the first one so I could tell it had died instantly. Then two weeks later there was another one. This time Giampiero suggested that he sleep at home, and one thing led to another. Well,” she shrugged and looked away, “perhaps its for the best.”

Luca nodded in agreement. What sort of man would leave a girl with lips like hers just because of a few dead animals on the doorstep?

“Giampiero never liked thinking about my job, he couldn’t even cope with the smell of the disinfectant. He works in the comune, he likes things to be clean, sterile.” She shrugged and Luca watched as she quickly ran her forefinger under both eyes.

“So these animals,” he said gently, steering her away from thoughts of Giampiero, “how have they died?”

“Run over,” she said succintly. “All of them. And there have been six so far.”

“Why didn’t you come in before?”

She shrugged. “It seemed silly. I couldn’t think what was going on, but it is beginning to upset me now.”

There was a knock on the door.

“Entra” called Luca and the duty sergeant put his head around the door.

“There’s a man here, for the Signorina.”

“Oh, that’ll be Giorgio. I won’t waste anymore of your time, officer,” she said, getting up. They shook hands and Luca noticed how firm her small hand felt in his. He followed her to the door where a thickset man of about her age was waiting for her. It was disappointingly clear that he wasn’t the only man to find her attractive. He watched them walking out to the carpark before filing his report. Half an hour later he took it up to the Tenente with the post.

“Odd,” she said, reading it through, “it’s quiet today, why don’t you make some enquiries. I’d have a look at who has access to dead animals.”

“You mean who would find them?”

“Exactly. I sometimes see dead cats on the road in the mornings. Dogs get run over too, maybe the owner of an animal who died under her care is taking revenge on her.”

It was a few hours before Veronica returned his call.

“Could any of the animals have been cats or dogs that were your patients?” he asked, noticing that despite her businesslike tone she had a warm voice.

“Sorry, I should have explained. They were all wild animals. Two badgers, two foxes, a porcupine and a hare.”

“Do you think an owner of one your patients, of an animal who had died…” Luca’s voice trailed off, not wanting to finish the sentence but her voice was brisk and practical.

“Obviously some animals die on the operating table, but I’ve not had any unexpected losses this year. You mean is someone taking revenge on me?”

Luca looked down at the map of Alba where he had found her address. Her home was near the centre so the animals wouldn’t have died anywhere nearby. It was at least fifteen minutes by car from her house to the forest near the road on the way to Urbino. Someone was scraping animals off the road and putting them outside her door. He felt a pang of fear for her.

“Can you go through your records, and double check?”

She agreed but after the conversation ended Luca sat for a moment staring at his phone. Her casual tone made it clear that she had no idea that she could be in danger. He was going to have to find the perpetrator, without delay.

Harvesting olives 3 Andrea (the demise of the television)

An hour later a somewhat windswept Andrea went into the tiny antique shop in the main Piazza, next to the pharmacy. As Tenente she had to get used to being driven everywhere by Lieutenante Luca Venanzoni, which meant learning to accept his combative relationship towards their car as well as all traffic sharing the road with them.

Luca followed her into the shop and a ball of fur with a surprisingly deep bark waddled towards them, followed by a man fighting off middle age with unconvincing dark blonde hair and an overtight shirt.

“Hush, Valentina. Ciao, Captain.”

“Tenente Tasso,” Andrea held out her hand, introducing herself. Pietro’s nephew seemed unmoved by the news of his uncle’s death until he saw Andrea looking at an old fashioned treadle sewing machine.

“That machine was my mother’s. Now that Zio Pietro has gone that is all I have to remind me of her.” He took a pale pink silk handkerchief out of his pocket and dabbed the corner of his eyes. “There’s his old television next to it. Wonderful old model, historical really. He said the sound didn’t work, but actually he wouldn’t admit that he was going deaf. Down! Valentina!” he scooped up the angry ball apologetically, “She’s  suffering a phantom pregnancy, and the hormone drugs make her rather excitable. I blame the chemicals in the air around us, making our environment dangerous. Why even poor Zio suffered. He developed an allergy to olives last harvest and he came up in terrible hives if he didn’t wear gloves.”

Andrea rang Giuseppe as the car was being flung around the sharp curves on the road from Urbino to Alba.

“Now that you’ve informed the nephew, can I sign off the body?” Giuseppe was even more abrupt with Andrea on the phone than he was in person. “Tenente,” he added, as an afterthought.

“Was Pietro wearing gloves?” Andrea asked, bracing herself against her door as the car teetered on a hairpin bend.

“What?!” Andrea could hear him tapping his fingers on his desk, “No.”

“Did you find any gloves near his body?”

“None. Why do you ask?”

Andrea ignored his impatience. “I gather from his nephew he was going deaf. Do we know anything about his neighbour?”

“Stefano? He’s the silent sort. Apparently he had hearing problems too.”

“What sort of problems?”

“I don’t know. Does it really matter? Pietro Deluca fell out of his tree, at least one old person goes that way every autumn.”

Andrea lent forwards and asked Luca to stop outside the hardware store on the outskirts of Alba.

The long wooden counter was piled high in equipment for the olive harvest, including several brochures on different mechnical harvesting systems.

“Can I help you, Officers?” The young man behind the counter was clearly disconcerted to have two carabinieri officers in his shop.

“I am investigating the death of Pietro Deluca.” The young man tilted his head with an appropriately sad expression as Andrea carried on, “I believe he’d booked an electric harvester this year?”

“That’s right,” he said, pulling a notebook out of a drawer and opening it, “he’d booked the mechanical harvester for the 4th December, three weeks from now.”

Andrea sat in the car thinking as Luca turned the engine on.

“What was he doing up the tree?” she asked, not expecting an answer.

“Perhaps he was checking the condition of his olives?” said Luca.

“There was no need to climb a ladder for that,” said Andrea, remembering the crime scene photographs, with the olive net and plastic combs. The sky was still light but it would be dark in a few hours time. “Drive me to his house,” she said.

On the way she rang the force doctor.

“Cause of death was a head wound,” the doctor said slowly, “I assumed that he was struck by a branch as he fell, but it could have been anything. The shape of the sound indicates something like a pole, possibly the handle of a shovel?”

“What about his general state of health?” Andrea asked.

“Apart from his deafness, he was in excellent condition.”

Luca had reached the lane down to the two isolated houses and she saw a thin plume of smoke winding into the sky above Stefano’s house.

“Giuseppe Rossi tells me that his neighbour Stefano had hearing problems too. Could you tell me anything about that?”

“I’ve been treating him for super sensitive hearing for the last year. All sound has become painful for him. He’s on painkillers, sleeping pills, but the prognosis isn’t good.”

Andrea thanked the doctor as Luca parked in front of Pietro’s house. They got out of the car and Andrea ran over to the wall between the two properties. She looked over and saw Stefano standing with his back to them. He lifted the shovel he was holding high above his head and brought it down with blow so loud the sound shattered the air. The television screen splintered beneath the force of the blow, its innards melting and shriveling in the flames

Harvesting olives 2 Otto (according to the aunts)

Otto preferred the lunch shift to breakfast. Opening at five, even in the summer when the early sunrise over the Adriatic could be spectacular, gave him a jarred feeling which could take all morning to lift. He preferred to get up slowly, arriving at Il Faro after the worst rush of the morning.  Relieved of the necessity of coping with his customers search for the perfect brioche, of balancing the complaints from one that the milk in his cappuccino was too hot whilst another stood over him asking for it to be tepid, he was able to prepare lunch in peace. This morning he had come in late from the market and was thus better prepared to cope with his sister-in-law Giovanna’s aunts settling into their favourite table.

The oldest, Zia Ornella, her hair a determined black at eighty two, waved him over with an imperious gesture.

“What is the special today? And where is Andrea? Surely she usually comes here for lunch?” she asked. Giovanna, and most of her family, firmly believed that Ornella was psychic. Otto wasn’t sure which was worse, the idea that she had noticed his habit of constantly checking the door for Andrea or the possibility that she really could read his mind. “She must be investigating Pietro’s death. What is she in the caserma? Maresciallo?”

“Today, ladies, we have risotto al mare,” said Otto but they were not to be distracted.

“Tenente,” said the second aunt, appropriately named Seconda. Her hair was a dark chestnut, but like her older sister she too had it styled into a bouffant bubble over her wrinkled face, “I suppose she must like being in charge of them all, but I’m not at all sure that uniform suits her. Don’t you think the stripe down the trouser leg makes her look even longer and thinner? That silly man, Pietro, wasting everyone’s time. We all know he didn’t tie his ladder to the tree.”

“I have some good Metauro,” said Otto, “it goes well with the risotto.”

“Who designed it? Was it Armani?” asked Ornella, then without waiting for an answer she carried on, “I thought he was moving over to those long handled olive harvesting tools. No need for a ladder with those.”

“Ferragamo, I think,” said Rosa, the youngest and also the only one with white hair, “sad though, old Pietro dying when he was so happy, with that new television.”

“Three risotto, then, and a bottle of Metauro.” They waved Otto away.

The door of Il Faro swung open and Paolo’s long frame came rushing through. He bent over the bar to regain his breath as Otto opened the aunts’ wine.

“Ba,” he said between pants, “there’s been a death.”

“That’s old news,” said Otto, getting down the glasses, “I need you to take this tray over to the aunts, so get your apron on.”

His son swung him a resentful look as he stashed his heavy rucksack under the counter. Otto didn’t share his ex-wife’s certainty that a year in Alba would do their seventeen year old good. Parenthood up close seemed hard work, and although Paolo helped in the restaurant at lunchtime it was the real parenting tasks, things like explaining why having the words of his favourite song tattooed down his forearm was not a good idea, that made him wonder whether Pina’s new job in Rome had really been a bolt out of the blue.

“Has Andrea,” Otto watched the deep red of Paolo’s flush rise up his cheeks, “that is, the Tenente, come in yet?” Paolo looked around eagerly, his face falling when Otto shook his head. In all the years since his divorce, with Paolo living in Ancona with Pina, he could have had a relationship with Andrea. But no, life had made him wait until now, timing things perfectly so that Paolo, enslaved by Andrea, could dog their every move. Otto left Paolo swishing a cloth over the bar and when he came back, with a bowl of steaming risotto for the aunts, Andrea had arrived. She stood upright against the counter as Paolo lent across it towards her, unaware of his father’s approach.

“Ciao, Andrea,” Otto said casually, “a glass of wine?”

“No, I’m not staying,” she said as Paolo turned to glare at his father. She put her hand through her short blonde hair, ruffling it up. Their eyes met for a moment then she looked away. He thought the skin under eyes looked a very faint violet. She was obviously overworking. “I can’t track down Pietro’s nephew, and I thought someone at Il Faro would know where he works?”

“The aunts will know,” Otto said, and led the way to their table, Paolo on their heels.

“Yes, of course we know Pietro’s nephew. And he won’t be harvesting those olives, not even with the tool thingy. You are going to eat some lunch, aren’t you?” Rosa was looking Andrea up and down with a frown, “you know that uniform might look a lot better if you took that red stripe off the trousers…”

“Pietro’s nephew’s shop is in Urbino,” said Ornella, frowning at her sister, “Andrea has work to do, Rosa, not everyone can sit around gossiping all day. Anyway,” she turned back to Andrea with a smile, “we were just telling Otto what a shame that Pietro had so little time to enjoy that big new television of his. His nephew sells antiques, bits and pieces. The sort of thing we’ve been throwing away for years. Didn’t he take it over from Peppe’s granddaughter?” There was a flurry of disagreement from her sisters and Otto, Andrea and Paolo stood and waited while they batted around different ideas on the shop’s previous ownership.

“Do you know the street address?” Andrea asked. Paolo whipped his pencil out of his pocket and scrawled it in big letters on his order pad, interrupting the aunts’ bird like chirpings as they listed turnings and intersections all the way from Alba to Urbino.

“She’s got GPS,” said Paolo, beaming with pride. Otto thought it would seem churlish to point out that surely all carabinieri cars would have satellite navigation as standard issue. All three aunts stopped talking and looked up at him, their confusion having reached new depths.

Harvesting Olives 1 Giuseppe

Che cazzo vuoi?” Giuseppe swore into the phone.

Scusa, am I waking you up, Tenente?” asked the young duty officer in a low voice throbbing with excitement.

“Not waking me, you’ve already woken me up.  It’s…” Giuseppe squinted over the sleeping form of his wife Giuseppina to see the clock on her side of the bed, but it was impossible without his glasses, “very early. Wait, hold on.” He struggled off the bed, feeling for his slippers on the floor, and then tiptoed to the door.  On the way he tutted disapprovingly at the naked balding man with a large belly and short legs frowning back at him in the mirror.  He inched sideways through the bedroom door and closed it behind him. Giuseppina and their son Claudio had redone the apartment in the spring, replacing all the doors with silly little double doors.  They liked to keep one shut, forcing him to pull his stomach in and slide slowly sideways through each opening.

“What is it?” he said, not even bothering to look at the copy of the incomprehensible twenty four hour clock from the Duomo in Florence hanging on the kitchen wall.  The electronic display on the microwave told him that it was nearly seven.

“Maresciallo, Rosalba the postina, rang from Pietro Deluca’s house, out on the road to Urbino.”

“And?” Things were slow in Alba, but surely not so slow that a phone call from the post lady could generate excitement.

“He’s dead. Pietro, that is. Under his tree.”

“Harvesting olives?”

“Si. His ladder fell. So will you go, Maresciallo? Should I call the Tenente?”

“No, no, don’t call her. But call the duty doctor, tell him to meet me there. And tell Rosalba I’ll be there in fifteen minutes.”

Giuseppina kept his uniforms in the cupboard opposite the bathroom, having pointed out several times that they were too big and military looking for the bedroom, a remark which left him wondering whether she was only referring to his uniforms.  He pulled on the grey trousers with their distinctive red stripe, slapped a fresh nicotine plaster onto his upper arm then did up his shirt and shrugged into his jacket, his sense of self slowly improving with each item.  He closed the front door softly behind him and breathed deeply.  The clocks had only gone back a week ago so the mornings were unexpectedly light but an autumnal mist gave the road of modern condominiums an air of mystery. The glowing sign of the supermarket clicked on as Giuseppe started his car, the IPER glowing bright green.

The best part of Giuseppe’s day was his morning drive to work at caserma, weaving around the city walls of Alba heading towards the sea and the beachfront where he had grown up, leaving behind the stark modern suburb so beloved by Giuseppina where he still felt ill at ease. This morning he drove in the opposite direction, following the city wall to the west gate and turning inland. It was already seven thirty and Tenente Tasso would be arriving in the caserma. At the thought of his superior officer he sat a little straighter in his car seat and then put on his seat belt. With any luck he could sign off the body and have the case closed before she interfered. The traffic ahead moved fowards and he cut through the roundabout, turning left and driving inland towards the hills.

Piero’s smallholding was in a valley down a long white road five minutes out of Alba, off the road to Urbino. Giuseppe drove slowly down the steep gravel road towards the grey plastered house, just metres away from its identical neighbour. A small white car with “Italian Post” painted across the door was parked in front of the door. A dusty cat curled up on the bonnet opened one eye to study him as a small woman came bustling around the side of the house.

“Giuseppe, oh, Maresciallo,” said Rosalba, her bright red hair brushing against his nose as she nearly kissed him,  “you got here quickly. Stefano must be out.” She pointed to the house next door, where a coffee pot on the kitchen table was clearly visible through the front window.

“It’s market day today,” said Giuseppe, “I expect he goes early. So Pietro is around in the olive grove?”

Rosalba led the way around the house and down through the olive trees.

“I had a letter that he had to sign for, and I thought I would try around here. Of course, I knew he was dead as soon as I saw him.”

Long low slanting beams of early November sunshine lit up the body, stretched out next to the base of the tree, parallel with his old wooden ladder. A bright pink blanket had been pulled over him. Giuseppe’s desire for a cigarette was becoming overwhelming.

“I didn’t like to cover his face, although I know they do, on the television.” Rosalba fussed over the edge of the blanket. “He made the best mistra in Montalto.” She looked up, “Come on, even you drank it,  Giuseppe.”

A bright orange nylon olive net lay in a heap under the tree, next to an olive crate and a traditional plastic harvesting comb. A loud crunching on the gravel announced the arrival of the carabinieri doctor. He came around the corner moments later, pushing reflective sunglasses up into his shiny thick hair and checked Rosalba for signs of shock, holding her hand longer than seemed necessary, before kneeling down to inspect the body.

Giuseppe took photographs of the body, the ladder, the combs and the tree while the doctor gently turned the body and studied the back of his head. He stood up, wincing as he did so.

“Too much jogging,” he rubbed his knee, “anyway, I reckon it happened some time yesterday afternoon. He didn’t tie his ladder to the tree and it slipped. He must have hit this branch as he fell” he indicated a branch just one metre above the ground, “There’s a large contusion on the back of his head.”

“My father-in-law broke his pelvis falling just the same way. If only Pietro had tied his ladder to the tree,” said Rosalba, “I wonder how his nephew will take it?”

They had been joined by the hushed presence of Montalto’s funeral director, wearing his work expression.

“Maresciallo, can I prepare him?” he asked. Giuseppe and the doctor helped him manouevre the body onto his stretcher.

“I’m surprised he was harvesting so early,” she said, “Most of these old contadini wait till the last minute, to get the most out of their trees.”

“The flavour is better when you harvest early,” said the funeral director.

“I wonder what will happen to the harvest this year?” asked the doctor, as they navigated the stretcher into the undertaker’s van, “His nephew isn’t exactly the farming type.”

“How has Stefano taken it?” asked the funeral director, closing the van door and looking over at the neighbouring house. “It’s been just the two of them down in this valley for the last forty years.”

“He’s out at the market,” said Giuseppe, “unless he just hasn’t heard us.” He took out his pack of cigarettes and offered one to the doctor.

“Pietro was going deaf, not Stefano,” the doctor said, shaking his head disapprovingly at Giuseppe’s cigarettes,  “I’ve been treating Stefano for super sensitive hearing for the last year.”

Giuseppe could finally light up as the funeral van and the doctor’s immaculately clean car pulled out of the driveway, followed by Rosalba in her little white car. After his much needed cigarette he went inside, but it didn’t take him long to inspect the house. The spartan tidiness and lack of any modern gadgetry made it clear that Pietro had lived alone for decades. Three long salamis hung from a beam out of the way of rats and cats, and several large bottles of illegal home brewed mistra stood under the window, alongside a neat stack of freshly cut firewood. The fireplace had been swept out and laid for a fire that would never be lit. Pietro’s bedroom had a monastic quality, his bedspread pulled tight across the bed, the bedside table empty except for a half filled glass of water with a thin film of dust.